Jul 18, 2021
1 min read
Incomplete List of ways I would theoretically bully and confuse Julius Caesar
- Riding a unicycle or bicycle up and down
- Eating a cake
- Wearing trousers
- Eating a refreshing slice of pineapple
- Checking the time
- Calling Rome “Italy”
- “Hey bud, have you invented your salad yet?”
- Referring to years as AD / BC instead of ‘ab urbe condita’ or the names of 2 consuls
- Vaguely and regularly bringing up ‘the fall of Rome’ and ‘your mate Brutus’ in passing and refusing to elaborate
