Incomplete List of ways I would theoretically bully and confuse Julius Caesar

  1. Riding a unicycle or bicycle up and down
  2. Eating a cake
  3. Wearing trousers
  4. Eating a refreshing slice of pineapple
  5. Checking the time
  6. Calling Rome “Italy”
  7. “Hey bud, have you invented your salad yet?”
  8. Referring to years as AD / BC instead of ‘ab urbe condita’ or the names of 2 consuls
  9. Vaguely and regularly bringing up ‘the fall of Rome’ and ‘your mate Brutus’ in passing and refusing to elaborate



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